Kelly Conaboy is a Senior Features writer.

Robyn Dixon Admits Juan Cheated on Her Last Year, and Candiace Is Pissed

You can hear exclusive affair details on her Patreon

reasonably cheat-y

Which Super Bowl Football Team Has the Worst Celebrity Fans?

The Eagles have Carrot Top, but the Chiefs have Brad Pitt


You’re Laughing? Harry Styles Split His Pants Open Onstage and You’re Laughing?

Shameful behavior on your part

crotch watch

A Conversation With Perfume Genius About ‘Gilmore Girls’

Set my Stars Hollow on fire immediately.

town troubadour

Leonardo DiCaprio Retreats Once Again to the Gentle Arms of the Pussy Posse

And in doing so, he provides comfort to all

our north star

Taylor Swift Snubbed Again

The songwriter did not receive an Oscar nomination for "Best Original Song"


Did M&M’s Murder Their Candies, or Are They Soft-Launching a Super Bowl Ad?

The company made an odd announcement on Twitter, seemingly capitulating to Tucker Carlson’s sexual frustration


Drake Brags About Exclusive Toilet Access

He's shitting in places you'll never see

tough toilet truths

Lala Kent Keeps Changing Her Name — and You’ll Never Guess What Her Name Is Now

Think of a guess before you click

give them someone

I'm Worried That Kaley Cuoco Is Going to Die of Happiness

She might get engaged!

actual happiness

Olivia Wilde Is at the Gym

A timeline of her being at the gym

hitting the gym

Kyle Richards Incorrectly Thinks Chrissy Teigen Should Join ‘RHOBH’

She's not done cooking yet

own it

CNN Must Let Andy Cohen Get Blackout Drunk on New Year’s Eve

Do not ruin this for us


Michelle Obama: Barack (Obama) Was So Annoying

The former First Lady said she couldn’t stand him for 10 years

ugh barack

Barbiecore Was the Fakest Trend of 2022

... Or was it?

I'm your dolly

Tom Brady's First Divorced Christmas Rocked His Socks Off

(His kids got socks)


Demon Children of TikTok Terrorize Parents With Fake Celebrity Deaths

Fake RIP to Cher, Howard Stern, and Jon Bon Jovi


Elderly Mother Gigi Hadid Too Tired to Keep Up With Young Stallion Leonardo DiCaprio

This is why he needs to date 23-year-olds


Christmas Songs That Are Not Necessarily Christmas-Specific and Could in Fact Be Listened to All Winter Long

A silver lining around your post-Christmas blues

winter wonderland

Gawker Gift Guide: What We Want But Cannot Have

And some things you can buy us instead

gift guides