Tech

Tech Prediction: Apple Will Bring Back the iPhone “Home” Button

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all

prediction
Kelly Conaboy
JAPAN - 2022/11/15: In this photo illustration, Elon Musk's Twitter account is seen displayed on a s...

What Is Going to Happen With Twitter?

An interview with an anonymous systems engineer

Rest in tweet
Kelly Conaboy
UNITED STATES - MAY 12: Sam Bankman-Fried, CEO of FTX US Derivatives, testifies during the House Agr...

Sam Bankman-Fried Free to Pursue Polyamory Full Time

The former crypto king has resigned from his now-worthless company

money moves
Fran Hoepfner
Twitter account on Twitter is seen displayed on a phone screen in this illustration photo taken in K...

Here's How Twitter's Stupid New Two-Checkmark System Works

It doesn't, for one

☑️
Fran Hoepfner

Zuckerberg Didn’t Even Make Legs?????????

Jesus christ.

legless not torsoless
Kelly Conaboy

Consumerism Reports: My $199 Orb

Will it heal me?

hello orb
Kelly Conaboy

Netflix Has Games? (No One Plays Them)

Another slay for the streaming giant

my gaming chair
Kelly Conaboy

Which Twitter Avatar Is Right for the Kind of Person You Aspire to Be?

A guide for power users trying to become the next pundit on the app

Miss Type
Luke Winkie

Russian Child Taught Valuable Lesson by Violent Chess Robot

You break a rule, robot break a finger

checkmate
Kelly Conaboy

The Euphoria of Stumbling Upon Weird Spotify Cover Songs

It’s like scrolling through the trenches of Limewire all over again

Danger Zone
Luke Winkie

BuzzFeed’s Interim EIC Leaving To Run Failing Ice Cream Brand

"But in a twist of fate befitting a rom-com, I recently ended up landing my dream job," she wrote in a leaked email

SCOOP
Tarpley Hitt

A Eulogy for the CAPTCHA

Gone but not forgotten

REST IN PUZZLE
Tarpley Hitt

How to Banish Your Group Chat Ghost

Exorcism 101

miss type
Fran Hoepfner

Miss Type

A column about etiquette in the digital age

Manners
Jenny G. Zhang

Enjoy BeReal While It Lasts

The photos are not great, but at least they're not ads.

reality bytes
Nicholas Russell

An Elegy For the iPod

Join me in mourning by solemnly playing "1234" by Feist on your Apple Watch.

rest in pod
Nicholas Russell